how come phineas is always like “i know what we’re going to do today” maybe ferb had an idea you ass
Think back to the day you give birth try to remember all the feelings you were feeling while on the delivery bed, how emotional, how painful, how exciting.. God I miss it!
Life is fucking kicking my ass right now.
But as bad as everything is I’m not giving up.
In the end these battles are worth it
I just hope this shit fixes soon
when we were babies my dad was a stay-at-home dad while my mom kicked ass in the courtroom but he would carry my twin brother and me around with one baby on the front and one on his back in backpacks
and women would come up and look at how cute i was and coo over me and be like “awww how cute wow”
and my dad would be like, “YOU KNOW WHAT’S CUTER THAN ONE BABY”
and then he’d spin around
there was my brother
In Spanish, we don’t really say “I love you” we say “traeme una cerveza” which roughly translates to “you are the light of my soul” & I think that’s beautiful.